Welcome to the Ownership Rock Marketplace

Here you can track the current value of the rocks in circulation and reach out to potential sellers.

Total Ownership Rock Marketplace Value

As you can see, the line is going up, which means some of the rocks have been sold for actual money. Currently, five of the six available rocks have been disbursed from the rock mines. More may be introduced in the future, but these rocks are extremely difficult to mine from the potted plants without my wife seeing and getting mad.

For a more granular assessment, below you will find each rock, its previous purchase price, current sale price and how to reach out to the owner to make an offer. If the owner is unlisted (we respect privacy here) you can reach out to me and I will act as your liaison. If a transaction takes place, I’ll update the page, by hand. This is a mom and pop stock market operation.

 

 
 

“From Pawling”

 
 
 

Latest Sale Price: $20.00

 

Current Owner: Blair Neal

Contact: Twitter / Instagram / Website

 

“Philip Seymour Hoffman Died Today”

 
 

Latest Sale Price: $20.00

Current Owner: Unlisted

Contact: hollandpatentpubliclibrary@gmail.com

 

“You’re A Part Of It”

 

Latest Sale Price: $20.00

 
 

Current Owner: Unlisted

Contact: hollandpatentpubliclibrary@gmail.com

 
 

 

“Every Goddamn Day”

 
 

Latest Sale Price: $20.00

Current Owner: Kyle Kelley

Contact: Bullmoose Pictures

 
 

 

“Quiet or You’ll Wake Them”

 
 

Latest Sale Price: $20.00

Current Owner: Unlisted

Contact: hollandpatentpubliclibrary@gmail.com

 
 

 

“A Pile of Leaves”

 
"A Pile Of Leaves" Ownership Rock
$5,000.00
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Current Owner: Holland Patent Public Library
STILL FOR SALE!

 
 

 

“All Our Enemies Are Finally Dead, Thank God”

 
 

Latest Sale Price: $20.00

Current Owner: Matthew Summers

Contact: Instagram